I Am So On To You!

Clown

I deleted a bunch of comments recently on this blog plus on several other blogs that I manage. It seems that some people are under the impression that whatever they write will automatically be approved by me.

Oh, they were wrong — so very wrong!

Without going through all of the guidelines for leaving a comment that will get approved, let me assure you that the following types of comments are always summarily rejected:

  • You thought that my readers would be interested in Percocet, Xanax, Vicodin, and a host of other drugs. Maybe so, but please take your spamfest elsewhere.
  • Your comment was actually spot on, but you got greedy and left two links — one link was in the body of your response, while the other was found in your screen name. All right, I’m very generous with link love, but my limit is one per comment. No adult sites!
  • You left the usual –I didn’t understand everything you had to say, but thanks for sharing — non-comment, therefore I deleted what you had to say and urge you to come up with an original line next time.
  • The third, seventh, eleventh and seventeenth comments were left by you, but you changed your name and links just to get some juicy back links. Sorry, but your I.P. address was the same each time, an easy tactic to uncover. Besides, real responses rule!
  • You managed to find comments open on an older article that recently achieved a ranking of PR3. Trouble is, you changed the subject of the conversation to suit your own purposes. Otherwise, I would have approved what you wrote…doh!
  • The conversation was going fine until you decided to hijack the thread. Where are your manners? Stay focused and remember that the internet isn’t about me, me, me! Or should I have said, “You, you, you!?”

Over 90% of the comments left on my blogs are approved and I even go through my Akismet list and pull out those comments which shouldn’t have been flagged.

Am I a comment control freak? You betcha! But, if you use your smarts then you’ll find that I will approve what you have to say, allowing you to get some ranked or unranked link love in the process.

Just don’t tick off the clown — he ain’t wearing no smiley face!