The Auto Writer

Check Your Stock Of 81mg Aspirin

Mark March 16, 2009 on your calendar as that will be the day that the first production Chevy Camaros roll off of a Brampton, Ontario assembly line -- there will be joy in Mudville after all!

Hospital emergency rooms all across America should be put on high alert this Sunday and Monday thanks to a certain twin alignment of the stars.

Nope, I’m not talking about some sort of cosmic arrangement, rather events that are much more earthbound: the announcement of the NCAA Men’s Basketball Tournament teams (Selection Sunday) followed the next day with the release of the all new 2010 Chevrolet Camaro.

High Blood Pressure Alert

Even before the teams are officially announced on Sunday, basketball fans will know for certain which schools clinched a bid and have a good idea on what ones will be appearing at-large. It’ll be those five or six “bubble berths” which will have fans screaming at their television sets come Sunday night, raising the blood pressure of millions of diehard fans.

That exciting event followed by the release of the long awaited Chevy Camaro could be what puts some people over the edge.

On Monday, the first production-ready Camaros will roll off a Brampton, Ontario assembly line and head to dealers all across North America.  Experienced separately, either event could cause a health crisis, but if someone in your household loves basketball and is pining for the new Chevy, then you will need to have 81 mg aspirin nearby and be ready to dial 9-1-1 when the first Camaros are splashed on the screen.

Check Back In On Monday

I’m putting together something special for this Monday so check back then for what I have. As for me, I already know that a certain team from North Carolina will pull down the #1 seed and win the tournament with ease, so there is no anticipation for me hoops-wise.

As far the Camaro goes, I’ll be fairly tempered there too unless I see an RS model in Imperial Blue Metallic zipping by my home. In that case, someone will need to get the paddles….

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